what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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