But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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