So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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