Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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