I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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