I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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