Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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