you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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