There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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