dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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