I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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