For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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