So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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