it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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