6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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i think my cat just said my name.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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