Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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