just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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