I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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