Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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