too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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