When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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