Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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