what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Shame - the story of my life.
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