I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
