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worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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