The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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