You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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