quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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