Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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