I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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