my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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