Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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