did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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