When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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