well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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