What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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