I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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