well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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