It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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