Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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