she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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