A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
