We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
ugly people sure do ruin things
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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