She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it's like iHOP with fire
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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