Only a mothe r could love this liver
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
