Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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