i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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