You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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