This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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