I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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