During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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