what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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