there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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