Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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