you win again, gameday.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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