using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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