But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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