talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
That accounts for only three of the penises
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
