I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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