The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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