Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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